“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect. Listen, don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.”

J. D. Salinger

08-01 / 18:46 / 5 notes

    The laws of bug killing described by yours truly

  • Jude: I feel bad
  • Sophie: Why?
  • Jude: I was playing with my 22 bb gun and saw this giant ass bug so I shot it
  • Jude: It was fun at first but now I just feel bad
  • Sophie: Whatever
  • Sophie: He was on your turf
08-01 / 9:43 / 4 notes

findingmads iron..okay.. I’ll frantically search for that in my house now..

retawnewport oh god..I’m on but your stories sound even scarier. How could you deal with this happening regularly?

07-31 / 23:01 / 2 notes

I swear to god I just woke up and saw a gray figure in my room. I swear. I know I was waking up but I was not making that shit up, I never half dream that vividly. You’re all buffs with superstition so tell me what to do so I don’t die…?

07-31 / 22:55 / 4 notes
07-31 / 20:48 / 2 notes
I don’t live in NY……
GOD damn.
Only if you promise to share!
Of course! Anything so that I don’t have to move..
07-31 / 17:29 / 2 notes
I’ll volunteer.
God, you’re a life saver if you do.
07-31 / 17:20 / 2 notes

I woke up with a stomachache and an earache…if anyone wants to bring me soup and mac ‘n cheese, that’d be awesome…

07-31 / 17:15 / 4 notes
07-31 / 11:11 / 5 notes
EH